Tales From A Hungry Life

January 8, 2014

Skating Away

by Maria Schulz

Now that the holidays are over, my decorations have all been taken down and everything that made my house look bright and festive has been put away. As a result, my house looks barren, and January feels dull and gray.

Combine that with the fact that “Winter Storm Hercules” just swept through (we had snow) and the Polar Vortex came roaring in. So what’s the Polar Vortex? Apparently it’s a weather pattern that includes vicious winds from the North Pole, or possibly the far side of the moon.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/06/us/polar-vortex-explained/

Let me ‘splain it to you: it’s not just cold, it’s REALLY REALLY REALLY COLD, which makes going outside as much fun as taking a leisurely stroll through Siberia.

I saw him on my walk

I saw him on my walk

It was so cold (insert: HOW COLD WAS IT?) that while walking my dog yesterday, I thought my eyeballs would freeze. My body hurt in places I didn’t even realize existed.

So, since outdoor activities are out for the time being, I’ve decided to try some new things to get out of my “leave the house for work. Stay indoors all day. Go home and do the same” rut.  Here’s what I thought might be fun:

New Things I Could Try to Perk up Winter Days

1. Skiing. I have never skied before, and I’m not sure if this is a good option. Why? Because I am a klutz by nature and have no desire to smash into trees or fall off the side of a mountain. Still given the fact that it’s less hospitable here than Luke Skywalker’s native planet, Tatooine (I’m not a complete loser; I had to look that name up), it seems like a good option.

2. Arctic Voyages. Hmmmm….not so sure this is a good idea. I mean, sure seeing the polar ice caps must be awe-inspiring, beautiful, and majestic, but I’m thinking that I could get stuck there.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/08/22222323-trapped-research-ship-rescue-vessel-break-free-of-antarctic-ice?lite

That’s not really my idea of fun. I can understand going there because you have to (you’re in the military and they force you to go there) but tourism? Really? I think I’d rather take a cruise to Aruba. The goal is WARMTH, people.

3. World Record Holder: I’ve often thought of breaking the same world record that Cindy and Bobby set wayyyy back when they sat on their see-saw and, with the help of Mom, Dad, Alice and their siblings, they see-sawed away until they were both literally falling down with exhaustion.

Almost there….

Almost there….

My biggest problems are: I don’t own a see-saw; the one in the local park is covered in snow; and no one will see-saw with me. However, I can probably try to break the world record for person who has the biggest nervous breakdown in the history of mankind when the next snow storm comes barreling through and I have to go shovel.

So glad this isn't me

So glad this isn’t me

4. Reenacting Jack Nicholson’s role in The Shining: because all work and no outdoor play makes Maria a sad girl.

He probably had to deal with the Polar Vortex

He probably had to deal with the Polar Vortex

5. Break out the Knitting Jenny: remember this toy? I had one when I was in the 5th grade. My earliest hopes of making a perky hat or a jaunty scarf were shot out of the water very early on as I struggled to make this loom work for me. It took me approximately the length of an eon to get enough yarn together before I had something that resembled a blanket and/or possibly a dish rag. My brothers must have been sick of watching me struggle with it that winter, because one day when I came home from school, the yarn was pulled off the loom and my hat/scarf dreams were dashed forever. I think now would be a good time to revive them.

Hats! Scarves! Or not

Hats! Scarves! Or not

6. Roller Skating lessons. Just as I was about to give up all hopes of ever doing anything fun this winter, I got this email from a popular roller rink.

http://www.unitedskates.com/public/seaford/attractions/skating/lessons/index.cfm

Here are some of the reasons I think that taking up roller skating might not be the best idea for me.

  • I bruise easily
  • I am not 6 years old
  • I fall down a lot, and that’s when I’m not even wearing wheels
  • Gravity has never been a good friend of mine
  • People who know how to skate enjoy making people that can’t skate fall down
  • Winter is supposed to be the time you sit in your house and drink tons of hot chocolate
  • I go into hibernation from October until May (no, wait…that’s a bear)
Is it May yet?

Is it May yet?

Technically, roller skating is not new for me. I spent the greater part of my childhood zipping around town on a pair of trusty skates, with the skate key on a string around my neck.

I loved roller skating. I loved the feeling of the wind in my hair as I soared down our long hill and the sound of life and laughter rushing in my ears. In those moments, everything felt intensely, vividly, alive.

That rush quickly faded, however, when I couldn’t stop myself and I crashed into the nearest lamppost or tree. I would be sailing along when I realized that the stationery object suddenly looming large in my sights had no intention of getting out of my way, and I had no way of getting out of its way…and BOOM! My mother was soon standing beside me with a washrag, some bandages, and enough mercurochrome to treat a wounded regiment.

Don't try this at home.

Don’t try this at home.

Cold weather never stopped our skating rituals. My brothers and I would just wear more layers and head outside to skate for hours. I’d meet up with my friend, Marianne, and we’d skate everywhere. Then, when we were done, we’d head inside to bake chocolate chip cookies and drink gallons of hot chocolate.

As I got a little bit older, I abandoned my skates as something that only little kids did. I’m not sure why, but my bike became my one and only means of transportation. So on really, really cold days, I’d bundle up in my parka and more layers than the Michelin Man, and off I’d go in search of winter adventures.

Years passed. I’d almost completely forgotten about my love for roller skating when a boy I liked in high school invited me to join a group of friends at Laces, the local rink, one Friday night.

“Do you know how to skate?” he asked me when I got there.

“Me? Oh, not really,” I said, following the advice of a friend who told me to let him feel like the big guy by holding his hand as we rolled around the rink.

Skating the night away

Skating the night away

So, we inched our way around the rink, holding hands and talking. I thought my friend who gave me the advice was very wise, because this boy seemed very concerned that poor little old me would get knocked over and hurt.

However, as we skated around the rink, there was one boy from another group who kept slamming into me as to try to knock me down. My friend would grab my hand and keep me upright, and the other boy would skate away, laughing. This happened three times before I’d had enough.

“Excuse me,” I said, as I tore off through the crowd and body slammed the other kid to the ground.

I skated back to the boy I liked, and he looked amazed. “I thought you didn’t know how to skate?” he said.

I shrugged. “I’ve been skating for years. I just was out of practice,” I replied.

It was then that I realized that dating games were just not for me. I could out skate this boy I liked; why should I act as though I couldn’t?

I continued to go to Laces, our local roller skating rink, every Friday night for the rest of the 9th and 10th grades. But then, just like when I was a younger kid, roller skating became something that was too babyish for me.

So…flash forward several decades. Suddenly, it’s freezing outside and I’m bored out of my mind. I’ve watched every TV marathon, seen tons of movies, and feel like I need to exercise before I turn into a giant weeble. I wouldn’t mind doing something “babyish” if it means I’ll have a little fun, especially because this Winter just started and it already seems too long.

I do fall down

I do fall down

While I seriously doubt that anyone is going to want to join me for roller skating lessons, I might just do it. Either that, or I’ll just go back into my cave and drink hot chocolate until May.

Sounds like a plan.

Recipe:

Hot Chocolate

 Winter isn't all bad

Winter isn’t all bad

So many hot chocolate recipes, so little time…unless you plan to drink one every day until May (which is what I’ll probably do).

http://allrecipes.com/recipes/drinks/hot-chocolate/

So, Hungry Lifers…what are you doing to keep busy this Winter? Are you sick of talking about the cold? What’s your favorite hot drink? Please leave a comment and let us all know. Thanks!

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12 Comments »

  1. I must’ve seen you at Laces(although pine hollow was my rink of choice). I was the girl with the side pony tail that thought she was the Italian Chrissy Snow. Did you see me? That was always my favorite thing to do, roller skate every Friday and Saturday night. eventually hanging out in front of it(ok behind it) bacame fun too. Now I have become the lady who yells every morning, “wear a hat, they said its 6 degrees out”!

    Comment by Suzanne — January 8, 2014 @ 8:28 am | Reply

    • Wait, Suzanne…that was you? I think we should take roller skating lessons together. Oh and don’t worry–I will wear my hat.

      Comment by talesfromahungrylife — January 8, 2014 @ 10:34 am | Reply

  2. Reading about roller skating made me think of legwarmers. Oh, how I used to love those!
    PS – I was more of a Hot Skates girl, but I have more than a few memories from Laces, too 🙂

    Comment by Christine Lagalante — January 8, 2014 @ 10:04 am | Reply

    • Laces was the only place I could get a ride to back then, so that’s where I went. I had leg-warmers too–I could use a pair right now.

      Comment by talesfromahungrylife — January 8, 2014 @ 10:35 am | Reply

  3. I remember Chris skating, Jude skating Goldie skating but why is it I don’t remember YOU skating? Maybe I just want to erase the violence of you getting bandaged up by mom from my mind. Goldie skated pretty well but Henry didn’t want to bother so she gave it up to please him. Sort of like you faking your inexperienced skating so you could hold hands with some schmo. My brother skated well as a kid. I couldn’t maintain my balance and kept falling, scrapping my knees and grew tired of my big brother laughing with joy at my misfortune. Later I went to a roller rink to meet girls but I still couldn’t skate and watching me fall around the rink discouraged any girl from approaching me I guess. Finally I gave that up and depended on my trumpet playing to attract girls and it did as long as I didn’t skate. As for winter fun? Winter never was fun for me even snowball fights were disasters. Ed (Woozy), my best friend caught me with a slush/ice ball right in the eye and I had to wear a blinker for about two weeks. Doctor said it could’ve cost me an eye. I also hated and still hate shoveling. My greatest break from winter was Baseball’s start of Spring Training. I have no good feelings about winter, except of course snow days.

    Comment by Bglou — January 8, 2014 @ 10:54 am | Reply

  4. Way back, I had a pair of wheels that you’d attach to your sneakers with some freaky looking key. Rolling along the cracks of the city streets was not that much fun. I’ll go to the rink with you, though. Say when!

    Comment by Lisa — January 8, 2014 @ 4:04 pm | Reply

    • WHEN!!!

      Comment by talesfromahungrylife — January 9, 2014 @ 2:27 pm | Reply

      • Girls just be forewarned, the falls today really falls, not like when you were skating around the rink. But go ahead an enjoy!!!!!

        Comment by Bglou — January 9, 2014 @ 5:25 pm

  5. If you want to go skating, just let me know. I have recently gotten back to it over the last 3 months and it is as if I never stopped. Maybe we can find some kid to knock down?

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    Comment by Chris Lagalante — January 8, 2014 @ 7:03 pm | Reply

  6. Maria, winter is my worst time of year. The short, freezing, snowy days make me want to crawl back into the womb. This would be very hard to do at my size and the condition of mom’s womb. I wake up and it’s cold and dark. I drive home form work and it’s cold and dark. I need my sun. Going out to do something in this weather is a laborious task. I am particularly interested in why anyone would brave the elements of winter to put themselves in harms way. I agree we are not six anymore and if I went skating and fell I might as well clear out my bank account to pay the doctor bills. Here are some ways to keep yourself safe at home and not be bored. 1) Clean the house – If I spend more than ten minutes cleaning I can find other things I would rather do. 2) Eat – take time to bake or create a meal that takes over an hour to prepare, this way you can say you worked off the calories while cooking. 3) Call a sibling – this can last for hours and you really don’t talk about anything in particular, but there is a lot of laughing and reminiscing. 4) Movies – indulge in those videos only you can enjoy, maybe someone else in the house will join you. 5) Sleep – this is the fail-safe option that always works for me to get me through the day.

    Comment by Tony Lagalante — January 16, 2014 @ 8:30 pm | Reply

    • Don’t worry–I haven’t started skating yet. Chris has offered to go skating with me but we haven’t worked out the details. It’s probably better to have him there in case I need to call an ambulance. Ha ha. I like your winter activities a lot, especially eating, sleeping and talking to a sibling. Hold on, I will call you right now…

      Comment by talesfromahungrylife — January 17, 2014 @ 12:45 pm | Reply


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